Running Out of Doorknobs

I was just staring at one of my doorknobs and decided to untangle these media credentials to snap a picture of them. These things are all over my place but I cannot find it in me to throw them away. Each credential tells a story. Some assignments were mediocre and some were simply magical in every way. Everytime I get ready to chuck one I find just enough room for the lanyard to fit around a doorknob.